DOCELA VTIPNY! :D

A:George Bush
B:Condi
C:Secretary

C :Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
A :Good, send her in.
C :Yessir.
B :Good morning, Mr. President.
A :Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
B :Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
A :Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
B :Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
A :Well, that's what I want to know.
B :But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
A :Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
B :Yes.
A :I mean the fellow's name.
B :Hu.
A :The guy in China.
B :Hu.
A :The new leader of China.
B :Hu.
A :The Chinaman!
B :Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
A :Whaddya' asking me for?
B :I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
A :Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?
B :That's the man's name.
A :That's who's name?
B :Yes.
A :Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
B :Yes, sir.
A :Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
B :That's correct.
A :Then who is in China?
B :Yes, sir.
A :Yassir is in China?
B :No, sir.
A :Then who is?
B :Yes, sir.
A :Yassir?
B :No, sir.
A :Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
B :Kofi Annan?
A :No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.
B :You want Kofi?
A :No.
B :You don't want Kofi.
A :No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
B :Yes, sir.
A :Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.
B :Kofi?
A :Milk! Will you please make that call?
B :And call who?
A :Well, who is the guy at the U.N?
B :No, Hu is the guy in China.
A :Will you stay out of China?!
B :Yes, sir.
A :And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
B :Kofi.
A :All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
B :Hello. Rice, here.
A :Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.


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